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schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

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(Source: chickem, via drbojanglez21)

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pemsylvania:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania, via drbojanglez21)

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dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

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Come lay with me. I wanna talk about nothing with someone that means something. (via prelawsmiserables)

(Source: trillvcvm, via christellejoy)

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abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor, via drbojanglez21)

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isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

(via reallifeanime)

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hannabalxmarie:


EVERYTIME I LOOK AT THIS I SEE MORE CATS.

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fujitoras:

i read this left-to-right by accident
"am i reading? what the fuck?"

kalliopetanith:

gollums-new-best-friend:

kimcuntdashian:

what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me

Van Gogh thought that too

That is really, really inspiring, actually.

(via sparkofstorm)

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